Saturday Night 1998/1999

Net
8:00pm
8:30pm
9:00pm
9:30pm
10:00pm
ABC
 America's Funniest Home Videos
Fantasy Island
Cupid
CBS
Early Edition
Martial Law
Walker, Texas Ranger
FOX
Cops
Cops
America's Most Wanted
<Local>
NBC
Wind on Water
Pretender
Profiler

 

Fantasy Island
ABC: Saturday at 9pm (Hour Drama)

Premise

Tatoo is gone and Mister Roarke is now dressing in black, however, the island is back along with a chance for you to live out your fantasies in this darker update of the hit ‘70s series

ABC had a series in the ‘70s called Fantasy Island

Familiar Faces

Malcolm McDowell, Madchen Amick (Twin Peaks), Fyvush Finkel (Picket Fences)

Our Take

The Love Boat revival has proven successful for UPN indicating a desire for ‘70s fare.  The updated Fantasy Island has all the elements of the ‘70s hit, but with a ‘90s attitude

Expect to Hear

Harry (referring to Mr. Roarke’s dark suit): “Oh, wonderful suit, sir.”

Mr. Roarke: “Oh, thank you Harry...Have those white ones burned, will you, I think they’re a little dated"

Cupid
ABC: Saturday at 10pm (Hour Drama)

Premise

For failing to fulfill his obligations, Cupid is sent to earth (without his magic) and ordered to unite 100 couples before he can return to Mount Olympus.  Using the guise of Trevor Hale, Cupid talks his way out of a psychiatric ward and begins his mission along with the help of Dr. Claire Allen, a psychiatrist who is not exactly sure what to make of her patient

Mix the romantic relationship of Moonlighting and the romantic entanglements of The Love Boat with Hercules the Legend Continues

Familiar Faces

Jeremy Piven (Ellen), Paula Marshall (Spin City)

Our Take

TRelativity, another light, romantic drama, also failed against Profiler and Walker questioning the room for this type of program in this time slot

Expect to Hear

“…And being the Roman god of love for 3000 years has prepared me for what?…desk job at Hallmark?”

- Cupid (a.k.a. Trevor Hale)

Martial Law
CBS: Saturday at 9pm (Hour Drama)

Premise

Sammo Law is a Chinese police officer working with the Los Angeles police force in hopes of finding his protegee, a Chinese girl working on the wrong side of the law

[Note: CBS has replaced Dale Midkiff (the L.A. cop in the pilot) with Louis Mandylor as Midkiff will be in The Magnificent Seven, a mid-season replacement series]

Where Have We Seen This Before - Kung Fu: The Legend Continues

Familiar Faces

Chinese action star Sammo Hung, Tammy Lauren (Homefront)

Our Take

Between The Pretender, an established Saturday night genre show, and Fantasy Island, a genre show with a proven track record, is there room for Martial Law?  Additionally, Dale Midkiff chose to be one of seven actors on The Magnificent Seven, a previous occupant of this time slot, rather than number two on this show

Expect to Hear

An arrogant cop descripting Sammo: “He can take any object in his hand and turn it into a deadly weapon.  Sounds like a nifty trick.  I’d like to see it”

Sammo (referring to an eraser):  “…Is this okay with you?

Wind on Water
NBC: Saturday at 8pm (Hour Drama)

Premise

Bo Derek plays Ciel Connolly, the matriarch of a family trying to save their ranch despite economic turmoil on the island of Hawaii.  Lee Horsley is Gardner Poole, once a close friend of the Connollys and now a bitter rival hoping to take over the land.  Further complicating matters is the fact that Poole’s daughter is involved with the Connolly sons

The western drama bit was done in the short-lived series McKenna while the feuding families is right out of Dallas (which also lifted the idea of  “kids getting along/parents feuding” right out of Romeo & Juliet)

Familiar Faces

Bo Derek, Lee Horsley (Matt Houston)

Our Take

This show is an odd choice for a Saturday 8pm time slot

Expect to Hear

“The big island of Hawaii, the Montana of the Pacific  - where else on Earth can you snowboard, surf, and ride horses all before lunch?”

- Narrator