Season Three Episode Guide - Part II

The Wedding Bell Blues

 

The Wedding Bell Blues
Airdate: Jan. 21, 1986
In arguably one of their stranger cases, the guys are hired by an eccentric millionaire named Andy Canton to find the cover girl that he intends to marry. Complicating matters is the fact that Andy has never even met the woman of his dreams. The guys do accept the case and they soon visit the modeling agency where the mystery woman works. Then, when the agency proves reluctant to release any information, Andy buys the company. Thereby, the guys learn that the woman's name is Danielle. Unfortunately, the guys are shot at while leaving the agency. Regardless, the guys continue Andy's quest and soon locate Danielle only to have her pull a gun on them. Danielle flees from the scene when the guys once again get involved in a shootout. Realizing that there is something dangerous about this woman, the guys quit the case and advise Andy to give up his obsession. However, despite having quit the case, the detectives are soon captured by a mobster named Tony Farnell. They then learn that Danielle is the daughter of rival crime boss Monty Paradise. The guys also discover that Danielle is the cause of a war between the two mob families as she had refused to marry Johnny Farnell, Monty's son. Farnell then releases the guys and orders them to bring him Danielle. Meanwhile, Andy, having ignored the guys warning, has thrown a giant party in honor of Danielle. He has also mounted a mammoth publicity campaign in order to get her to meet him. After the party, Danielle, having been "touched" by one of Andy's television ads, arrives at the millionaire's mansion as the party is ending. Unfortunately, Andy and Danielle are captured by Farnell's men. Nick and Cody then go to Paradise and are reunited with Andy when they are taken to a meeting between the two mob families. Following a tracer that he left on the guys, Murray soon leads Lieutenant Parisi to the site of the meeting. The mobsters try to escape but are captured thanks to a device Murray plants in their car engines. As the episode ends, the guys are honored guests at Andy and Danielle's wedding.
Guest Cast
Richard Lewis (Anything But Love, Hiller & Diller) as Andy Canton, Paul Lambert as Tony Farnell, Al Ruscio as Monty Paradise, Molly Fontaine as Danielle, Arthur Taxier, James Purcell as Bertolucci, Christian LeBlanc, James Stacey
Writers
Tom Blomquist and Babs Greyhosky
Director
Michael Switzer

 

The Frankie Kahana Show
Airdate: Feb. 11. 1986
At Straightaway's club, Murray and his girlfriend Carla (who is not mentioned in any other episode) are trying to fix up a music teacher named Lisa with either Nick or Cody. However, the matchmaking is interrupted when some armed men arrive and unsuccessfully try to capture Frankie Kahana, the club's marginally talented Hawaiian singer. Carla, who is the club's manager, convinces the guys to find Kahana, who had fled the scene. The guys begin to investigate but, unfortunately, Cody is captured and brought to a mobster named Lemana. While Lemana tries to convince Cody to tell him where Kahana is, Nick and Boz go to speak to Parisi. Then, based on pictures some club customers had taken of Kahana's attackers, Parisi realizes that Lemana is involved. Murray and Nick go to Lemana's hotel only to end up in a car chase. Although Lemana's men escape, Nick and Murray do manage to rescue Cody. The guys soon locate Kahana (who Cody has learned is not an entertainer but was Lemana's bookkeeper) when Frankie is foolish enough to star in another lounge show Unfortunatety, the guys and Kahana are captured and taken to Lemana. After learning that Lemana is after some financial records that Kahana had taken, the guys "lead" the mobster to a police department sponsored dance marathon. Parisi recognizes their plight and helps them to gain the upper hand. Therefore, Lemana is captured. Later, Cody is humiliated when he learns a song he had given to Lisa in order to impress her has been sold to a cat food company.
Guest Cast
Andy Bumatai as Frankie Kahana, Carl Bellini as Tommy Lemana, Jeri Gaile as Carla, Charles Tyner, Jineane Ford-Passolt as Lisa, Harold Ayer, Nathan Jung as Kona
Writer
Frank Lupo
Director
Bruce Kessler

 

Smiles We Left Behind
2 Hours - Airdate: Feb. 25, 1986

When only Danny Lee's luggage shows up for his cousin Lucy's wedding, Lucy turns to her friends at the Riptide Detective Agency to find out what happened. The guys accept the case and are soon on the Mimi heading for San Francisco, the last connection on Danny Lee's flight from China. Once in San Francisco, the guys meet up with Jerome Sedgewick, a wealthy friend of Murray's. Sedgewick then provides the guys with a base of operations on his yacht. Sedgewick also invites the guys to a party where Cody is reunited with Janet Ingram, his college girlfriend. Later, after Cody briefly catches up with Janet and learns that she is working as a government liaison, the guys distribute posters of Danny Lee and head to the site of a meeting that was marked on a map in Danny Lee's luggage. After someone tries to unsuccessfully kill the guys by shooting at them, the detectives stumble over a dead body. Unfortunately, as a result, the guys are temporarily detained and interrogated by government agents. The next day, Cody goes sightseeing with Janet while Nick and Murray continue to look into the case. However, Nick is concerned that Janet will once again hurt Cody. (Janet and Cody had lived together in college. The relationship went bad when Janet put her career goals above Cody. As a result, Cody had dropped out of college before being graduated.) Based on a report they heard on Sedgewick's police scanner, Murray and Nick are soon led to a recently recovered body that may or may not be Danny Lee. Nick and Murray then add another clue to their collection when they discover that the body is missing one of its hands. Meanwhile, after a brief argument about their past, Cody and Janet rekindle their old romance. The next morning, Nick and Murray meet up with Cody and Janet. Nick then informs Cody that they have been tailed by men that work for the same government division as Janet. The guys then go to see a man named Parker who had called in response to one of the Danny Lee posters. The guys learn that Parker originally saw Danny Lee with a briefcase handcuffed to his hand, however, when Parker later saw Lee, the handcuff was hanging loose. Unfortunately, Parker is killed before the detectives can learn anymore. The guys then pay a visit on Janet, who reveals that her government branch has been working with a man named Danny Lee for over 10 years. Janet further explains that Lee, who had been providing information about China's nuclear arms development, had been scheduled to come to San Francisco to meet with the U.S. government. The guys, piecing together the clues, realize that a Chinese spy has killed Danny Lee and is taking his place for the San Francisco meetings. Janet then tells the guys about the next scheduled meeting. The guys proceed to the meeting site only to find a murdered government agent. Later, after Lucy arrives in town and confirms that the handless body is Danny Lee, the government discovers evidence that the "fake" Danny Lee is actually Mal Fay, a ruthless Chinese operative. Utilizing Sedgewick's computer, the guys trace Mal Fay by tying in with a satellite transmission. Therefore, the spy is soon captured. As the episode ends, the tables are turned as this time it is Cody and not Janet who calls an end to the relationship. Then, on the lonely flight back to King Harbor, Cody ponders what could have been.

Guest Cast
Jane Badler (V, Mission: Impossible) as Janet Ingram, Anna Biorn, Joel Brooks as Jerome Sedgewick, Rosalind Chao (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) as Lucy, George Kee Cheung as Danny Lee/Mal Fay, Christopher Pennock as Mark Edwards, Ben Slack, Scott Devenney as Roger Dorkette, B.J. Mcallister, Richard Partlow
Writer
Babs Greyhosky
Director
Tony Mordente

 

The Pirate and the Princess
Airdate: Mar. 7, 1986
The episode begins with a fantasy sequence in which pirate William Tyson (as portrayed by Cody) is boarding the boat of a princess named Carlotta (as portrayed by Giovanna Guirilini who was last seen in the episode "Arrivederci, Baby"). The sequence ends with Tyson and Carlotta sailing off to their home port of Martigua. As the modern day adventure begins, the guys are in Martigua helping their oceanographer friend Angelo Guirilini locate Tyson's treasure. Thereby, Cody and Angelo's son Tony are soon diving in a mini-sub. Unfortunately, while submerged, Tony is bit by an eel. Once Tony is safely at the hospital, the guys take a moment and deduce that someone had planted the eel. Further supporting their supposition is the fact that they soon catch a local custom's officer following them. The guys then go to pay a visit on a sea captain named Jack Scofield as the sea captain "happened" to be nearby during the eel incident. As a result, the guys learn that Scofield, who denies any involvement with Tony's injury, is also after the treasure. Despite the guys' objections, Angelo decides to team up with Scofield. The episode then switches to another fantasy sequence in which Tyson receives advice from two of his crewmates (as portrayed by Nick and Murray). Afterwards, the action returns to Angelo's expedition and Murray's computer aided discovery of the treasure's location. The guys dive and recover Tyson's treasure chest. However, instead of treasure, the chest contains rocks and a map. The guys revisit their suspicions against Scofield when a fire breaks out on the boat. Regardless, Angelo continues his treasure hunt. The guys soon learn the reason behind the acts of sabotage when they follow the map to a nearby cave and discover a supply of weapons. (The sabotage was to prevent Angelo from interfering with an illegal arms deal.) The guys then learn the real culprit behind the sabotage when Guido, one of Angelo's employees, is caught trying to plant a bomb. However, Guido's real boss, a man named Hawkins, then arrives on the boat and helps Guido to gain the upper hand over the guys. The bomb is replanted and the guys are tied up and left on the boat. As expected, the guys manage to escape. The detectives then place the bomb in the mini-sub. As a result, Hawkins and his partners are trapped in a cave-in when the bomb explodes. Later, since they were unable to locate the treasure, Murray theorizes that Tyson must have come back to Martigua and retrieved the treasure. As confirmation to Murray's theory, the fantasy sequence then resumes with a scene of Tyson and Carlotta toasting their victories.
Guest Cast
Caesar Romero (Batman) as Angelo Guirilini, Ava Lazar as Giovanna Guirilini, Christopher Cary as Jack Scofield, Paul Land as Guido, Warren Berlinger as Hawkins, Russell Todd as Tony Guirilini, Christopher Neame as Klaus Gunter
Writer
Terry D. Nelson
Director
Kim Manners

 

Playing Hardball
Airdate: Mar. 14, 1986

The guys get taken out to the bailgame when Hal Potter, a sportscaster and owner of the minor league Barn Burners baseball team, hires them to find out if any of his team members are using drugs. Nick (who loves baseball) and Cody (who hates it) go undercover as players while Murray poses as a sportscaster. Therefore, the guys are on the scene when an unknown assailant starts shooting at the players. The guys pursue the shooter but are unable to catch him. Later, Cody is having dinner with Gina Potter, Hal 's overly friendly publicist wife, when he sees a strange woman passing drugs to Eric Peters, one of the players. Meanwhile, Nick and Murray become suspicious of another player named Warren Newman when the player shows up at the stadium wearing fancy clothing and carrying an expensive briefcase. The next day, the big games begins and although he starts out performing poorly, Cody's feelings about baseball begin to change when he makes an incredible catch. However, Cody's baseball dreams are interrupted when the unknown assailant returns and shoots Warren. Although the shooter manages to escape in a van, Cody does catch Eric receiving a packet of drugs from the van's female driver. Murray uses his computer ingenuity and learns that Warren is actually Jason Young, the eccentric wealthy co-owner of Young Microsystems. The guys then realize the reason behind the shooting when they learn of a rift between Jason and his brother Jordan over the proposed sale of the company. At the hospital, the guys suspicions are confirmed when they recognize Jordan's wife Arlene as the same woman who had passed drugs to Eric. Unfortunately, in the meantime, Jason is kidnapped in the back of a fake ambulance. Nick and Cody pursue the ambulance and they are therefore able to rescue Jason while Cody is capturing Arlene. At the end of the episode, Eric, who had been used by Arlene to throw off suspicion, arranges to get help for his drug addiction.

Special Guest Star
Steve Allen as Hal Potter
Writer
Paul Bernbaum
Director
Robert Bralver
Guest Cast
Nicholas Guest as Warren Newman/Jason Young, Ray Abruzzo as Eric Peters, Linda Thompson Jenner as Arlene Young, Barbie Benton as Gina Potter, Robert Manley

 

The Play's the Thing
Airdate: Mar. 21, 1986

The guys once again have a run-in with Gloria Burghoff (last seen in "Polly Want An Explanation") when the FBI agent wannabe turns to them for help. After reluctantly agreeing to help, the guys learn that someone has been following Gloria ever since she bought a trunk that had belonged to a man named Schellbach. Gloria also informs the guys that she believes that the recently deceased Schellbach had located a previously unknown Shakespeare manuscript. Disguised as painters, the guys search Schellbach's office but do not find any clues. However, they do catch a tabloid reporter named Mark Rothrnan following them. Later, while Cody, Murray, and Gloria search Schellbach's home, Nick searches Rothman's hotel room. Both parts of the investigation prove fruitful as Nick finds a check from Rothman to John Ashley, the local coroner, and the rest of the detectives find photocopies of the manuscript. Continuing their investigation, the detectives and Gloria rendezvous at the library. Unfortunately, the library's lights blink out and, when they come back on, a number of the photocopies are missing and the librarian is dead. Next, the guys pay a visit on Ashley only to find the coroner has been murdered. Fortunately, the guys get another clue when they research Gloria's trunk and find a receipt from a local bookstore. Following their latest lead, the guys go to the bookstore and turn up even another dead body: Don Sprague, the bookstore owner. Lieutenant Stupin, a local police officer, then arrests the guys and Gloria for murder. The guys begin to worry when Gloria is bailed out of jail by a strange man claiming to be an F.B.I. attorney. The guys concern soon proves to be justified when the "lawyer" actually turns out to be a professor named Holcomb, who is also seeking the manuscript. Meanwhile, Rothman has joined forces with Stupin and is following the professor. The guys soon break out of jail, steal a police car and manage to rescue Gloria. In the process, the manuscript, which Gloria had located with the help of a laundry ticket from Schellbach's trunk, is tossed into the ocean. As the episode ends, after Stupin, Rothman, and Holcomb have been brought to justice, the guys uncover evidence that the manuscript was a fake having been forged by Sprague for Schellbach. Fortunately, Gloria's involvement in the case results in her dream of being an F.B.I. field agent finally coming true.

Guest Cast
Robin Riker as Gloria Burghoff, Frances Bay, Gino Conforti as Lieutenant Stupin, Bernard Fox as Professor Holcomb, Terry Kiser as Mark Rothman, David Ruprecht as Randall Pierson, Joseph Rukin as Don Sprague, David White
Writer
Tom Blomquist
Director
Richard J. Forrest

 

Dead Men Don't Floss
Airdate: Apr. 4, 1986

After a reporter named Cindy Mouser writes an article naming Nick as the primary force behind the Riptide Detective Agency, an argument ensues between Nick, Cody, and Murray. Frustrated with the argument, Parisi decides to hold a contest to determine who is the best detective. The police lieutenant then rips three classified ads out of the newspaper, hands one to each of the detectives, and challenges them to see who is the first to solve their "case". Meanwhile, Johnny, Cindy Mouser's boyfriend, sees the Riptide Detective Agency article and mistakenly decides that Nick must be trying to steal his girlfriend. Unaware of Johnny's intentions, the guys begin their cases. Murray, who is seeking Lisa, the missing girlfriend of a biker named Kickstart, runs into a bit of trouble when he meets his client at a bar. However, despite being forced to pretend to fight Kickstart, Murray is informed of the particulars of the case. At the same time, Nick meets with an abusive woman named Bella, who is seeking a man named Harvey. Cody proceeds with his investigation as well and meets with a young boy named Jordan Bernbaum, who wants prove that he is adopted. As a result, Cody is arrested for breaking into the Bernbaum's house. Once in prison, Cody is reunited with his fellow detectives as Murray had been arrested for brawling while Nick had been arrested for speeding. After getting out of jail, Murray locates Lisa. Unfortunately, Lisa who is leading a new life, begs Murray not to tell Kickstart. Nick also makes ground with his case when he learns that Harvey recently won the lottery. Back at the Riptide, Cody brags about being the driving force behind the agency and is then attacked by Johnny. Afterwards, Cody manages to arrange peace between Jordan and his parents. The two remaining cases come to a head at the hotel Harvey has gone to with his lottery winnings. Bella soon arrives and starts fighting with Harvey. Chaos continues to erupt as Kickstart's bikers and Johnny arrive and join in the fight. Fortunately, Parisi and the police arrive and stop the fighting. Parisi then accuses the three detectives of cheating on their cases. (Each of the detectives had tried to trick each other into providing assistance.) Actress June Chadwick then breaks out of character and asks the audience who won. As the episode ends, the three detectives put their differences aside and decide that they work best together.

Guest Cast
Dennis Burkley as Kickatart, Danny Cooksey as Jordan Bernbaurn, Stephen James, Lu Leonard as Bella, Christopher McDonald as Johnny, Lee Wilkoff as Harvey, Lisa Nelson as Lisa Dowd, Peggy Walton Walker, Laurie Ambert as Cindy Houser, Kit Fredericks, Carmen Filpi, Jeff Silverman
Teleplay
Tom Blomquist, Babs Greyhosky, and Frank Lupo
Director
Chuck Bowman
Story
Steven L. Sears and Burt Pearl

 

Chapel of Glass
Airdate: Apr. 11, 1986
When Martin Green's chemical company accidentally contaminates a beach, Langston Industries, Green's competitors, asks the guys to investigate how Green's unqualified company was able to get a recent chemical disposal contract. The guys accept the case and are soon investigating the beach. While leaving the scene, the guys find themselves pulled over by a police car. However, realizing that these "officers" are not real police officers, the guys decide to flee before the fake officers are able to kill them. The guys decide to confront Green about the contract. A defensive Green responds that he received the contract thanks to the help of a consultant company run by a man named Mark Gurnow. Furthermore, Green tries to convince the guys of his innocence by informing them that he will be paying to clean up the beach. The guys investigate Gurnow and learn that in the past three years every company that has used his consulting service has won a government contract. Unfortunately, the guys also uncover evidence that Gurnow is involved with Michael Todd, Parisi's fiance and a government employee. After an embarrassing run-in with what ends up being actual police officers, the guys confront Michael who in turn confesses that he has been working with Gurnow. However, Michael explains that he had only worked with the crooked consultant because Gurnow had obtained evidence about how he broke the law three years prior. (At the time, Michael broke the law in order to make sure that a contract did not go to the wrong person.) Meanwhile, thanks to pesky reporter Burton Jentry, Parisi has learned about Michael 's involvement with Gurnow. Therefore, Parisi catches up with the guys right after they send Michael in to get evidence on Gurnow. Unfortunately, although Gurnow is implicated for his crimes, Michael apparently dies in an explosion. Later, the guys are consoling Parisi when they come across a withdraw slip indicating that Michael had recently withdrawn $50,000. Parisi and the guys proceed to the airport and catch Michael trying to flee the country. Michael presents Parisi with her own plane ticket, however, the lieutenant follows her conscious and arrests her former fiance.
Guest Cast
Vincent Bagetta as Michael Todd, Michael Lally as Mark Gurnow, Cliff Emmich, as Langston, R.J. Bonds, Lewis Dauber
Writers
Steven L. Sears and Burl Pearl
Director
Robert Bralver

 

If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em
Airdate: Apr. 18, 1986

Note: One of the factors behind the cancellation of Riptide was dwindling ratings as a result of competition from ABC's Moonlighting. In order to get their revenge, the producers of Riptide produced this episode in which they poked gentle fun at their competitors through the portrayal of two actors that bear an uncanny resemblance to David Addison and Maddie Hayes of Moonlighting. This episode was also interlaced with a number of scenes from previous episodes. ----- The episode begins with Parisi arranging for the guys to serve as consultants for a television detective drama starring Rosalind Grant and Cary Russell (the Maddie Hayes and David Addison lookalikes). As a result, the guys allow Grant and Russell to follow them on a case for sleazy attorney Myron Bell. The guys begin their case when they meet with Myron and learn that Lenny, the attorney 's partner had stiffed Myron for $10,000. The case becomes more exciting for the two actors when someone unsuccessfully tries to shoot Myron. Although the shooter manages to escape, a little computer work soon turns up Lenny's location. Unfortunately, Lenny has already been killed by the time they get there. Later, the guys manage to bail Myron out of trouble when they stop a bookie named Kyle Ludwig from torturing the attorney. Afterwards, the detectives confront Myron and learn that although Ludwig is mad at the attorney, it is a racketeernamed Vince Sibriati who is trying to kill Myron. Myron further explains that Sibriati is upset that he and Lenny took $20,000 to unsuccessfully try to bribe the D.A. Back at the Riptide, the detectives, the actors and Myron find themselves pinned down by Sibriati's men. However, Rosalind solves the problem when she calls the racketeer and offers to pay back the money Lenny and Myron borrowed for the bribe. The episodes final joke resolves around a revised version of the television show whereby Cary poses as a (Murray like) nerdy computer hacker/detective.

Guest Cast
Annette McCarthy as Rosalind Grant, Richard Greene as Cary Russell, Danny Wells as Myron Bell, Tom Sharp as Jim Schneider, Al Pugliese as Kyle Ludwig, Tony Mordente (who appears in this episode as the director of Grant and Russell's television show)
Writers
Babs Greyhosky and Tom Blomquist
Director
Tony Mordente

 

Echoes
Airdate: Aug. 22. 1986

The guys are hired by a man named Warwick to find his son Nathan. Unfortunately, their client is actually Judd Thompson, the father of a girl that Nathan Warwick has been accused of raping and murdering. A gunfight ensues when Thompson sees Warwick. As a result, Cody is shot and Murray is forced to shoot Warwick. Regrettably, Murray kills Warwick in the process. After Cody is taken to a hospital to recover, Nick and Murray are shocked when Elaine Warwick, Nathan's sister, hires them to prove that her brother never raped Thompson's daughter. Feeling guilty over leading Thompson to Nathan, Nick accepts the case and he and Murray are soon heading to Cyprus Bay, the Warwick's hometown. Pretending to be writing a book about the Warwick-Thompson shooting, Nick and Murray begin to investigate Nathan's past. They therefore are left alone in the sheriff's office where they find a list of the townspeople with codes next to the names. Nick and Murray soon uncover the fact that the sheriff and his friends have been eliminating "imperfect" townspeople. The recovered list confirms their suspicions as a "DVT," a deviant code, was listed with Nathan as he had been a homosexual. Unfortunately, the fact that Murray had killed an innocent man creates a great deal of grief for the Boz. However, Nick helps his friend by explaining that the situation and the danger to Cody's life left him with no alternatives. By now the sheriff has figured out why Nick and Murray are really in town and he soon captures Elaine and the detectives. Fortunately, they manage to escape and to capture the sheriff and his men. The last scene of the episode (and series) is of Murray wondering if he will ever be able to pick up a gun again.

Guest Cast
Lonny Chapman as Sheriff Caine, Elinor Donahue as Elaine Warwick, Erik Stern as Pitts, Linda Roy as Ellie Matthews, Chris Doyle as Nathan Warwick
Writer
Babs Greyhosky
Director
Perry King