Relationships TV Quotes
"Divorce doesn't make you happy, but it does make you eligible to be happy"
- John (NYPD Blue)
"I love getting mail - just the fact that someone licked a stamp just for you is very reassuring"
- Thomas Magnum (Magnum, P.I.)
"You have to pretend to be nice to people. That's what makes you a good person"
- Rebecca Howe (Cheers)
"Every friend you make is just one more person who will eventually ask you for a ride to the airport"
- Margaret "Meg" Tynan (Love and War)
"How hollow is the sound of victory without someone to share it with?"
- General Martok (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
"Honor gives little comfort to a man alone in his home and in his heart"
- General Martok (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
"I consider myself a pretty good judge of people and that's why I don't like none of them"
- Roseanne Conner (Roseanne)
"Never let the facts get in the way of a good grudge"
- Zack Allen (Babylon 5)
"A good friendship never has to be talked about, it only has to be felt"
- Nick Ryder (Riptide)
"Relationships are like Oliver Stone movies - most of the time I don't know what the hell is going on"
- Rachel (The John Larroquette Show)
"Looking like an idiot is the first sign of true love"
- Annie Camden (7th Heaven)
"Friends just keep you away from TV"
- Doug (King of Queens)

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