Episode Guide

2 Hour Pilot

Smile You're Dead

 

2 Hour Pilot
2 Hours - Airdate: Sept. 15, 1991
After helping the police make a case against a mobster named Al Fortuno, con-artist Wanda Talbert is informed that she will be placed in the witness protection program until she testifies in court. Knowing that it will be a number of months until Fortuno goes on trial and based on Wanda's questionable "con-artist" past, the government decides to assign veteran New York police officer Joey Paciorek to keep an eye on her. Despite the fact that they hate each other, Wanda and Joey proceed to Palm Springs to assume their new identities. With the help of Matthew Durning, a former federal marshall, the two transplanted New Yorkers reluctantly start posing as newlyweds Dani and Cody Powell. Dani's discomfort is further compounded when she discovers that they will be living in a small trailer. Beginning her job as a receptionist at P.S.I., Dani jumps at the chance to help a woman named Carole Mallory when she learns that Vicki Mallory, the woman's missing sister, holds a winning $26 million lottery ticket. Not knowing about the ticket (and Dani's true motives), Cody proceeds with the investigation. Meanwhile, Dani, having discovered that Vicki was having an affair with a married man named Jack Packer, enlists her Uncle Ray's help to search the Packer home. Realizing how large the house is, Dani decides to pull a "con" to get some more help. Therefore, Dani and Ray throw a "fake" charity reception in order to trick the party guests into searching the house. Cody, learning of Dani's plans is all set to put a stop to the party until he notices that a professional killer named Walrod is among the party guests. Deciding to follow Walrod, Cody is led to a funeral home. Later, realizing that something strange is happening at the funeral home, Cody and Durning decide to stop a burial. Expecting to find Vicki's body inside the casket, they are surprised to discover Packer's dead body. With their leads dwindling, Cody and Dani decide to pull a "con" on Walrod. The plan works and the PSI operatives discover that Walrod works for Mitzi Packer, Packer's estranged wife. Thanks to Walrod's confession they manage to capture Mitzi and rescue Carole (who was being held until the ticket was discovered). Satisfied with the Powell's work, Durning allows the PSI operatives to stay in the Packer home until it is sold. The case does end on a sad note in one respect: While starting a fire, Cody accidentally burns the missing lottery ticket.
Special Guest Appearances
Dwight Yoakam, Steve Garvey, and Robert Wagner as themselves
Teleplay by
Glen A. Larson and Bob Shayne
Story by
Glen A Larson
Director
Peter Hunt
Guest Cast
Tony Hamilton (Mission:Impossible) as the Dodger, Ken Howard as Jack Packer, George Morfogen, Dee Wallace Stone as Mitzi Packer, Gregory Sierra as Lt. Orly, Jayne Frazer (who returned in later episodes as JoJo, a PSI communications center operative) as Vicki Mallory, Rebecca Staab (The Fantastic Four) as Carole Mallory, Zitto Kazann as Walrod, Michael Russo as Al Fortuno

Smile You're Dead
Airdate: Sept. 21, 1991
As the episode begins, the Palm Springs police department uncovers the dead body of an army officer. When they are unable to determine the cause of death, they turn to PSI for help. Meanwhile, PSI decides to help a woman named Janice Hanson discover whether or not her husband is an assassin. The two cases seem to connect when a rifle that Jack Hanson owns matches the description of the futuristic weapon Fuji believes killed the army officer. Following Hanson, Cody is led to his own house and an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Archibald Berkshire, a guest of Dani's Uncle Ray. Although Hanson escapes, Cody gets a major lead when he notices that the killer left behind some old newspapers. Investigating further, he realizes that Hanson, who has was brainwashed by two rogue government agents, is targeting people pictured on the front page of the newspaper. Noticing that Durning's picture is in the paper, Dani and Cody rush to save him. They arrive in time, Durning is rescued, and Hanson is captured. After insuring that Hanson will get help, Dani and Cody proceed to "con" Irwin and Slocum, the rogue agents. Their "con" works and the two agents "eliminate" each other.
Guest Cast
J. Kenneth Campbell as Jack Hanson, Ely Pouget as Janice Hanson, Ian Ogilvy as Archibald Berkshire/Bond, Marshall Teague as Irwin, Barry Cullison as Slocum, Richard Brestoff as Dr. Benning
Writer
Glen A. Larson
Director
Mike Vejar

The Honeymooners
Airdate: Sept. 28, 1991
When an 18 year-old girl mysteriously dies in a pool reserved for hotel owner Victoria Brighton, the police, knowing that Brighton is under investigation for insider trading, ask PSI to quietly investigate. Pretending to be protecting Brighton, Cody and Dani move into the honeymoon suite (which is adjacent to Brighton's room). Complicating matters is the presence of Nicole Benton, one of Cody's old girlfriends. Regardless, Cody proceeds with the case. Following a hunch, Cody and Fuji discover that the girl was killed with a mysterious designer drug. In the meantime, Dani learns that Victoria and Lawrence Benton, her attorney, have purchased tickets to go to Rio. The case intensifies after Victoria is found dead in her hotel room. Nicole becomes the key suspect when surveillance tapes reveal that she was in Victoria's hotel room around the time of the murder. Believing in Nicole's innocence, Cody conspires with Dani to get evidence against Louis Santana, Victoria's doctor. With the help of PSI and the local police department, the Powells trick Santana into believing that he has successfully fled to Brazil. As a result, the doctor confesses.
Guest Cast
Carroll Baker as Victoria Brighton, Roy Thinnes as Lawrence Benton, Leah Ayres as Nicole Benton, Tony Xauet as Dr. Louis Santana, Philip Abbott, Daryl Roach as Long
Writers
Glen A. Larson and Bruce E. Kalish
Director
Lee H. Katzin

No Thanks for the Memories
Airdate: Oct. 5, 1991
As part of an investigation against Mitch Sanford, a man suspected of stealing a valuable computer chip, Dani is asked to pose as his girlfriend. Although Dani does manage to recover the chip, the case takes a tragic turn when a hitman named Jack Duffy kills Sanford. Afterwards, Duffy tries to kill Dani. Arriving on the scene, Cody rescues Dani by shooting Duffy. Duffy manages to escape with the help of Rachel, his wife and accomplice. Thanks to the ordeal, Dani ends up losing her memory as well as the computer chip. While Dani works on restoring her memory, Rachel kills her suffering husband. After a disagreement with Randall Collier, the man who ordered the hit on Sanford, Rachel kills him as well. Later, while posing as a reporter, Rachel kidnaps Dani. After the FBI identifies Duffy's dead body, Cody, learning that the dead hitman worked with a female partner, realizes that Rachel has Dani. In the meantime, Dani recovers her memory as well as the chip. When Cody arrives on the scene, Rachel tries to flee with the chip. She is stopped however when she runs in front of an oncoming car.
Guest Cast
Diana Barton as Rachel Duffy, Tim Dunigan as Jack Duffy, John Furey as Randall Collier, Christine Jansen as the doctor, Mark Thomas Miller (Misfits of Science) as Mitch Sanford
Teleplay by
Gail Morgan Hickman
Story by
Glen A. Larson and Gail Morgan Hickman
Director
Bruce Bilson

Diamonds are a Girl's Worst Friend
Airdate: Nov. 2, 1991
As the episode begins, Cody is assigned to security at a diamond show featuring the crown jewels of Monaco. Mistakenly believing that the Powells are deeply in love, a group of thieves kidnaps Dani in hopes of forcing Cody to help them pull off a diamond heist. After a preliminary meeting with the kidnappers, Cody, using his detective skills, learns that the thieves work for a man named Frank Bergen. Cody also discovers that the man holding Dani is Alex Bergen, Frank's nephew. Using this new information, Cody decides to sneak into the gang's hideout. Cody's plan fails and the Powells are forced to help with the diamond theft. Realizing that they will probably be killed afterwards, Dani decides to pull another one of her cons. With some help from Uncle Ray and the Dodger, the Powells trick Alex and his accomplices into trapping themselves inside one of the exhibit cases.
Guest Cast
Dan Ferro as Alex Bergen, Vince Edwards as Frank Bergen, Tom La Grua as Ed Kellogg, Lysette Anthony, Joe Campanella as Delacourt, Tony Hamilton as the Dodger, Fabiana Udenio as Carla
Writer
Stephen A. Miller
Director
Ron Satlof

Unmarried...with Children
Airdate: Nov. 9, 1991
Native American orphans Charlie and Lilly are travelling in the desert when they see a sky diver fall to the ground. Curious, the two youngsters explore the area and uncover a bag of money. As a result, they become a target of Shields, one of the men who killed the sky diver. Although they manage to evade Shields for the moment, the kids realize they need protection. They therefore hire an older Native American named John White Eagle to pose as their grandfather. White Eagle in turn "hires" PSI to keep an eye on the children while their "parents" are out of town. Durning immediately assigns Cody and Dani to the case. The Powells realize that there is more to the case than they were told when Shields and his partner unsuccessfully try to kidnap the children. Hoping to learn more, Cody meets with Russell Grayfox, a local tribal chieftain. Later, Dani, who has grown fond of the children, decides to protect them by going on a spending spree. As expected, Shields kidnaps Dani. Upon learning of the risk Dani is taking for them, the kids come clean and tell Cody where they hid the money. Hoping to rescue Dani, Cody offers to trade the money for her freedom. With some help from Grayfox and his tribe, Cody manages to free Dani as well as capture Shields and his men. Later, Grayfox, who decides to adopt Lilly and Charlie, uses the recovered money to set up a trust fund for the children.
Guest Cast
Rick Dean as Shields, Tim Choate, Michael Horse as Russell Grayfox, Mel Castelo as Lilly, Kaylan Romero as Charlie, George American Horse as John White Eagle, Brian Libby, Harry Guardino as Hilyard
Writers
Stephen A. Miller and Glen A. Larson
Director
Jerry Thorpe

What's Up Bugsy
Airdate: Nov. 16, 1991
Responding to a PSI alarm, Cody stops some men in a white van from kidnapping Golden Home Retirement Home resident Mo Hornsby. Upon hearing of the kidnapping attempt, Durning assigns the Powells to protect Mo. In addition, Durning asks Dani to write down anything that the delirious retirement home resident might say. Using his detective skills, Cody traces the mysterious white van to a local club. Following his lead, Cody discovers that Mark and Kevin, the unsuccessful kidnappers, are friends of Hornsby and that they were not kidnapping him but rather responding to a call for help. Cody also learns that Hornsby, who ran an illegal casino back in the 40's (until Bugsy Siegel put him out of business), has hidden away thousands of golden chips. Realizing that Durning is hiding something, the Powells confront the PSI owner. Durning responds by explaining that he had hoped to avoid bringing up the past as his uncle, a crooked lawman, was involved with the casino. Accepting Durning's explanation, the Powells continue with the case. Based on the evidence, they realize that Forbes, Hornsby's doctor, has been pumping Mo with drugs in hopes of discovering the location of the chips. After dealing with Forbes, the Powells decide to try rekindling Mo's memory by reenacting the events of the casino's last evening of operation. The plan works and Mo remembers where he hid the chips. To his surprise, only a few coins are left. Reviewing Mo's records, the Powells realize that, over the years, Mo has been giving the chips to a local charity.
Guest Cast
Carl Ballantine (McHale's Navy) as Mo Hornsby [circa 1990], John DiAquino (The Dirty Dozen / Seaquest DSV ) as Mo Hornsby [circa 1940], Michael Durrell (V) as Leo Fallbrook, Lara Parker, George O'Hanlon, Jr. as Dr. Forbes, Marc Bonilla as Mark, Lee Morgan as Kevin, Greg Evigan (Masquerade / Tek War) as Bugsy Siegel, Connie Sellecca (The Greatest American Hero / Hotel) as Virginia Hill, Earl Holliman as Sheriff Durning
Writer
Bob Shayne
Director
Burt Brinkerhoff

An Eye for an Eye
Airdate: Nov. 30, 1991
The episode begins three months in the past: Henry Hobson is innocently driving down the highway when reputed mobster Jack Trudeau angrily pushes his estranged wife onto the street. Not expecting anyone to be on the highway, a surprised Henry hits and kills Trudeau's wife. Returning to the present, the episode continues as Henry Hobson and his wife Bianca go to PSI for protection from Trudeau. Although Bianca initially believes that her husband is overreacting to a bully's threats, she changes her mind after she is almost killed in a steam room. When Trudeau makes another attempt on her life, Bianca flees to Mexico with Dani. Instead of escaping from danger, Bianca and Dani run into it when they are accosted by some local residents. To their surprise, Trudeau, continuing to play his mind games, steps in and kills the assailants. Back in Palm Springs, the PSI investigators are concerned that they still do not have any proof against Trudeau. Dani, pulling another one of her infamous cons, goes to Trudeau and informs the mobster of a plan to fake the Hobsons death. Taking the bait, Trudeau forces the Powells and Hobsons to board the plane that PSI has planned to destroy in the plan. After taking the only parachute, Trudeau, believing that a bomb is on the plane, leaves them behind to die. Cody, seeing that the plan has worked, tries to warn the mobster that the bomb is actually in the parachute. Refusing to believe Cody, Trudeau triggers the bomb and kills himself.
Guest Cast
Christopher Neame as Jack Trudeau, Erika Anderson as Bianca Hobson, Matt Landers as Henry Hobson, Jorge Cervera, Jr., John Pinero, Ismael Carlo, Andrew Leonelli as Claire Trudeau
Writer
Maurice Hurley
Director
David Nutter

Where There's a Will, There's a Dani
Airdate: Dec. 7, 1991
Hotel owner Emma Gilroy complicates the Powells life by asking Durning to have the PSI investigators watch Angus, her temperamental dog, while she is out of town. Before leaving, Emma has a final dinner with her three daughters and the Powells. The dinner ends on a sad note when daughters Shauna and Erica vehemently object to their mother's plans to use her fortune to fund a disabled children's home that daughter Leslie will be running. That night, Emma dies from an overdose of insulin. Shauna and Erica are furious upon learning that their mother wrote a new will that leaves $50 million dollars to Angus and names Dani as the dog's guardian. A dubious Durning has the will examined and proves that it is a forgery. Investigating, Cody ties Emma's murder to the recent death of Jennifer Hill, the late hotel owner's former accountant. Putting all the clues together, the Powells realize that Gordon Ross, Emma's business manager was embezzling money and that he killed her to cover his tracks. As for the fake will, they theorize that Ross probably named Dani as guardian under the false impression that he could control her. With Dani's help, Cody tricks Ross into confessing. Later, justice is served when Leslie, Emma's only decent daughter, is named executer of her mother's estate.
Special Guest Cameos by
Lee Majors (The Six Million Dollar Man / The Fall Guy / Raven) with Nikki Majors, Lee Majors II
Writer
Gail Morgan Hickman
Director
Jefferson Kibbee
Guest Cast
Beverly Garland as Emma Gilroy, Leann Hunley as Shauna Gilroy, Debra Sandlund as Erica Gilroy, Robert Pine (CHIPs) as Gordon Ross, Marla Maples as Leslie Gilroy, Chip Mayer, Jennifer Convy as Jennifer Hill

I'd Kill to Direct
Airdate: Dec. 14, 1991
Driving in the desert, Cody responds when he sees a woman being attacked by a man in a jeep. Only after stopping the "assailant" does Cody discover that he has interrupted the filming of a movie. Nevertheless, actress/singer Holly Barnett is grateful. Therefore, when Holly begins to believe that an obsessed fan is threatening her life, she asks PSI to assign Cody to the case. Later, Luke Barnett, Holly's hostile ex-husband, angrily tries to confront the singer in a local restaurant. The situation escalates and Cody ends up in a fist-fight with Luke. Believing that Luke is not intelligent enough to be behind the threats, Cody continues his investigation by concentrating on a threatening letter that Holly received. Thanks to Fuji, Cody discovers that the letter was printed on writer Sam Keller's computer. This lead is of no avail for Keller is found murdered in his hotel room. Investigating further, the Powells discover that Josh Kanaly, the movie's producer has been embezzling money. Based on this new information, they theorize that Kanaly wants Holly dead so he can collect on an insurance policy and cover his tracks. Meanwhile, Kanaly has Luke kidnap Holly. With some help from Uncle Ray, the Powell trick Kanaly into believing that he will land a major film contract, but only if Holly appears in a number of foreign films. Taking the bait, Kanaly rushes to where Luke is holding Holly. Following their lead, the Powells free the singer and stop Luke and the producer.
Special Guest Appearances by
Dwight Yoakam as Harlan Justice, Kelly Willis
Writer
Michael Sloan
Director
David Nutter
Guest Cast
Cynthia Brimhall as Holly Barnett, Julian Stone as Josh Kanaly, Sam Jones (Flash Gordon) as Luke Barnett, Dick Sargent (Bewitched) as Sam Keller, Keith Amos, Darby Hinton, Geoffrey Scott, The P.S.I Luv U Crew as "The Crew"

There Goes the Neighborhood
Airdate: Dec. 21, 1991
Insurance investigator Dan Bracken asks PSI to investigate John and Mary Markham, a couple suspected of stealing $3 million in rare coins. Investigating on her own, Dani discovers that Bracken is not officially working on any active insurance cases. Meanwhile, after noting the Markhams' interest in the his home, Cody theorizes that the coins are probably hidden somewhere in the house. Dani, trying to learn more, walks in immediately after Bracken murders John Markham. Realizing that Bracken is conspiring with Mary, Dani tries to get some help but is instead captured. Cody, arriving on the scene is all set to arrest Bracken until Mary pulls a gun on him. After recovering the coins, Bracken and Marry tie the Powells up, plant a bomb in the house, and proceed to the airport to leave the country. Thanks to Durning's timely arrive, the Powells are rescued and Bracken and Mary are arrested at the airport.
Guest Cast Cameo
Jerry Reuss
Writer
Bob Shayne
Director
Peter Hunt
Guest Cast
Doug Barr (The Fall Guy) as John Markham, Robert Forster (Once a Hero) as Dan Bracken, Heather Thomas (The Fall Guy) as Mary Markham, Susan Varon as Miss Winkle

A Bundle of Trouble
Airdate: Jan. 2, 1992
Cody, running PSI while Durning is out of town, comes to the aid of Valerie Vincenzo, a woman trying to find her father. He is distracted, however, when a routine physical indicates that Dani is pregnant. Upon returning to Palm Springs, Durning reviews the case and informs Cody that Valerie is lying as Francis Vincenzo, her alleged father, is actually a man he helped put in the witness protection program back in 1974. Cody's attempts to learn more from Valerie are foiled when Dani, having learned of the pregnancy, angrily confronts her "husband". Regardless, Durning uses his own resources and discovers that Valerie is actually Valerie St. John, a reporter for the Detroit Courier. After Dani is informed that the doctor made a mistake and she is not really pregnant, the PSI investigators, believing that some mob hitman have been sent to the area to kill Vincenzo, decide to use Valerie to set a trap for the assassins. The plan works and the hitman are captured. Later, to Durning's surprise, the PSI investigators discover that Valerie is really Vincenzo's daughter.
Guest Cast
Susan Diol as Valerie St. John, John Horn as Francis Anthony Vincenzo, Anthony Peck as Malone, Jimmie F. Skaggs as Quinn, Dane Witherspoon as Dr. Kaufman
Writer
Gail Morgan Hickman
Director
Jefferson Kibbee

The Chameleon
Airdate: January 4, 1992
PSI asks the Powells to chaperon six contestants of the Miss Fitness USA contest. Although Dani initially believes her biggest concern is keeping Cody away from the contestants, she realizes that she has bigger problems when she runs in to promoter Buddy Rydell, a man she knows from her days as con-artist Wanda Talbert. While Cody deals with the romantic advances of Cindy Davies, one of the contestants, Dani attempts to stop Rydell from blackmailing her about her real identity. Arriving at Rydell's hotel room, Dani discovers that the promoter has been murdered. After checking fingerprints found at the scene, the police learn that Rydell was killed by an escaped mental patient named Diane Peters. Investigating further, PSI discovers that Diane killed Cindy Davies. Realizing that Cody is alone with Diane, Dani rushes to help him. Dani arrives in time and Diane is taken into custody.
Guest Cast
Josie Bissett as Diane Peters, Doug Wert as Buddy Rydell, Harrison page, Rick Lenz as Dr. Walter Flint, Richard Fancy as Dr. Anderson, Andrea Roth as Tawny Glenn, Cristan Crocker as Jackie, Donna Barnes as Gail, Kari Wuhrer (Swamp Thing / Sliders) as Jennifer
Writers
Stephen A. Miller and Reuben Leder
Director
Peter Hunt