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"If
they don't want you to drink and drive, how come
you need a driver's license to buy beer"
- Slash (Drexell's Class)
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"You
can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk
really fast or they die"
- Rose Nyland (The Golden Girls)
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"When
you live on the streets, you don't go out, you
are out"
- Luke Brower (Growing Pains)
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"Incompetency
should not be confused with style"
- Jim Ignatowski (Taxi)
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"The
tighter the [plan, the more likely you are to
run into trouble"
- Angus MacGyver (MacGyver)
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"You
know what would make a great coffee table book:
a coffee table book about coffee tables"
- Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld)
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"If
you try to chase two rabbits, you end up losing
them both"
- Gus Grissom (C.S.I.)
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