Miscellaneous TV Quotes
"You look like you just found out your twin brother is ugly"
- Kenny (Growing Pains)
"The trouble with people that work for the government is that you all have jobs"
- Roseanne Conner (Roseanne)
"…and if it's a life form, we can control it with drugs"
- Admiral (Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea)
"Most people spend their fifteen minutes of fame in a fog"
- Host James Brown (The World's Funniest…)
"I think miracles are like falling in love. You never believe it can happen until it happens to you"
- Kate Armstrong (Miracles)
"A summer rain can sometimes bring a flood"
- Narrator/Host Forest Whitaker (Twilight Zone [2002])
"Good people sometimes make bad mistakes"
- Lucy Camden (7th Heaven)
"Just 'cause something's hard to do doesn't mean you shouldn't do it"
- Lt. Ron Graham (J.A.G.)
"In life, the road to darkness is a journey - not a light switch"
- Lex Luthor (Smallville)
"There's no stealing in the army - just a lot of equipment keeps moving around"
- Sgt. Bilko (Sgt. Bilko)

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