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"Real
men don't use instructions son, besides, this
is just the manufacturer's opinion of how to put
this together"
- Tim Taylor (Home Improvement)
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"If
I go to bed without my hair styled, I'll be ugly
in my dreams"
- Gwen (Fired Up)
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"Being
bald is like wearing bifocals...You always look
like someone's uncle"
- Douglas Brackman, Jr. (L.A. Law)
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"Guys
just have a different threshold for messy"
- Tom (Silk Stalkings)
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"Swimming
is too much like bathing"
- Lt. Worf (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
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"I'm
a guy. You can't trust any of us…trust me"
- Dr. Hank Kaplan (Nurses)
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"If
I had a twin sister, all I'd do is tell her how
pretty she is"
- Nicole Bradford (My Two Dads)
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"What's
mine is yours and what's yours I don't want"
- Hayden Fox (Coach)
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"Excuse
me, I am going to go to the ladies' room and be
a lady in that room"
- Cybill Sheridan (Cybill)
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"It
was my inner bachelor talking"
- Michael Atwood (Arsenio)
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"It's
not that I want him back, I just want him to feel
miserable"
- Ally McBeal on her ex-boyfriend (Ally McBeal)
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"Tough
guys don't dance and Italians don't eat sushi"
- Anthony Delaventura (Delaventura)
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"This
is why men never share their feelings, because
women always remember"
- Elliot (Just Shoot Me)
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