Life and Death TV Quotes
"If we all lived forever, where would we park?"
- Dr. Thomas (Night Court)
"Heaven's a real nice place...That's why they call it Heaven"
- Lester (True Colors)
"Death is just nature's way of telling you, Hey, you're not alive anymore"
- Bull (Night Court)
"I hope by the time I'm your age, they have a cure for death"
- Mark McCormick (Hardcastle & McCormick)
"You two guys should be sentenced to life in front of a firing squad"
- Lt. Colonel Henry Blake (M*A*S*H)
"No one gets out of life alive"
- Robert "Bobby" Sixkiller (Renegade)
"I never realized death was so connected to life"
- Libby (Leaving L.A.)
"Why is everyone so afraid of death? I think it has something to do with not being alive anymore"
- Tiffany (Leaving L.A.)
"If this were 'Logan's Run', I'd be Soylent Green by now"
- Bill McNeil (NewsRadio)
"I'm getting out of this town alive if it kills me"
- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
"Living is about making mistakes...Dying is about wishing you made more"
- Dewey Johnson (American Embassy)
"Life is your chance…grab it! Squeeze the milk of life into your dirty glass and drink it warm"
- The Tick (The Tick)
"There’s only one sure thing in this life - the fact that there are no sure things"
- John Doe (John Doe)
"Life is what happens while you're making big plans"
- Colonel Camden (7th Heaven)
"If I died this day - I'd be happy for the rest of my life"
- Luthor (Coach)

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