Family TV Quotes
"The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back"
- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
"What's the good of having kids, if you can't live their lives for them?"
- Joe Domingus (Nash Bridges)
"I refuse to talk to my wife when I have a TV in the house"
- Al Bundy (Married…with Children)
"I would never make a play for another man's wife…especially if she is married"
- Miller Renfield (Murphy Brown)
"In my experience, when a father and son don’t get along it usually means they’ve got everything in common"
- Nurse Edna Wallace (Everwood)

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